August 2008
24 posts
“Is it just me, or did John McCain pick Laura Roslin as his running mate?”
– Is it just me, or did John McCain pick Laura … - Acts of Volition
Me: I was getting bit by mosquitoes a lot in the beginning of summer.
Me: Not so much now.
Sean Madden: Is it because you shaved your entire body?
Sean Madden: You know, you are not Michael Phelps.
Me: Well, that and I started drinking deet.
Sean Madden: Probably wise.
Me: Doesn't seem to have been harmful and it's keeping away the bugs.
Sean Madden: Yeah, and you might live forever.
Me: Unrelated question: How many times per day is it okay to piss blood?
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